Favorite quotes

[by Rachel]

There were 3 little pigs

The reality of it is...

As long as I owe you, you’ll never be broke.

If only I’d been born rich instead of good-looking.

I’m gonna join the C.I.O cause everyone I see, I owe.

That’s life.

What’s life?

A magazine.

How much does it cost?

55 cents.

But I only have 50 cents.

That’s life.

((then repeat til the end of time))

Lincoln Lincoln,

I’ve been thinkin’.

What the heck have you been drinkin.

Looks like whiskey,

Tastes like wine.

Look at that,

It’s turpentine.